Cheap Tricks: Stink Like You Mean It!

If you're gonna be a creep, you gotta smell like one.

Today's cheap trick is more or less common knowledge for us veteran creepazoids. So here's what most of you already know: Eat stuff with onions and garlic before you play your creepy little Nosferatu, and project your 'H-words!'

Other options are potent cheeses like gouda, hard-boiled eggs.

For the particularly adventurous, try mixing different fragrance oils and soaking a cotton ball with the oil, and sticking the ball in a pocket. (Use plastic wrap to protect the fabric if you're particularly attached to the garment.)